Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God’s Wrath On Vegetarians
CAMBRIDGE, MA — As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the…
Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
The post Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers
LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared…
Lindsey Graham’s Sister To Serve Remainder Of Term
Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his…
8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it’s bringing a few changes with it. Here are…
Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…
Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: ‘For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America’
DEARBORN, MI — Fresh off another term of working tirelessly for the nation she despises, Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib introduced…