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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Spin of the Day: The Supreme Court allowed mail-in voting to continue unchanged for the 2026 midterms. — 7% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: The Supreme Court allowed mail-in voting to continue unchanged for the 2026 midterms. — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

The Supreme Court has prevented the Trump administration from implementing new regulations on mail-in voting prior to the November midterm…

Game Of Risk Enters Fourth Week
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Game Of Risk Enters Fourth Week

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

    NAPERVILLE, IL — Sources confirmed on Wednesday that a local game group’s night of playing classic RISK had now…

Judge Judy Retires
The Onion

Judge Judy Retires

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

       Judge Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy, announced that she will step down from the bench after 30…

U.S. Space Weapon Revealed To Be Little Triangle That Shoots Bullets Out The Front
Babylon Bee

U.S. Space Weapon Revealed To Be Little Triangle That Shoots Bullets Out The Front

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, the on-orbit space control weapon revealed on Monday by U.S. military officials was…

Christian Misses Good Old Days When All The Obscene Smut Out There Was Heterosexual
Babylon Bee

Christian Misses Good Old Days When All The Obscene Smut Out There Was Heterosexual

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

    SAN ANGELO, TX — During a recent prayer group meeting at New Covenant Church, local man Steve Farmer expressed…

Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires
The Onion

Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

       The post Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

It Is Unlawful For You To Refuse This Legal Tender, No Matter How Wet It Is
The Onion

It Is Unlawful For You To Refuse This Legal Tender, No Matter How Wet It Is

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

       As a proud, hardworking American, I demand a certain amount of respect. I had hoped to spend part of…

Man Knows He’s Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage
Babylon Bee

Man Knows He’s Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage

FinnSeptember 16, 2026

    RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second…

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