Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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New DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their Money
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Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt
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Trump Solves Affordability Crisis By Opening Nation’s Strategic Burrito Reserve
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OMG You Guys Robert Pattinson is Finally Playing a Pedophile Hunter in the Most Epic Film of the Century To Catch a Predator The Movie That Will Change Your Life Forever
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Netflix Saves the Day with More Video Game IP to Milk for Years
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Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…