Megyn Kelly Now Claims She’s Never Heard Of A ‘Candace Owens’
U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy
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IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish
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‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Man Informs Wife He Can’t Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn…
Uh Oh: Mamdani’s New NYC Map Includes ‘Little Auschwitz’ In Brooklyn
NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “Immigrant Enclave Map” have grown after it was noted that…
Democrat Voters Excited To See Who Party Will Unilaterally Nominate Next
AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to…