Democrats Worried Platner Might Decide To Force Himself Onto Ballot Without Party’s Consent
AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Secret Service Urges Trump Not To Use Qatari-Gifted Jet Pack
WASHINGTON—Despite protestations from the White House that the propulsion system was fully safe to operate, the Secret Service on Friday…
World Cup Reinvigorates Nation’s Interest In Kicking Things
WASHINGTON—Having been provided with a powerful reminder that legs were not merely for standing around on, millions of Americans…
Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…
Taylor Swift Returns From Honeymoon To Find Jack Antonoff Squatting In House
NEW YORK—Her eyes widening with horror as she took in the sight of the wrinkled hoodies and an upside-down…
U.S., Iran Meet For Emergency Summit To See If Anyone Remembers Why They’re Fighting
DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why…
FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids
NEW YORK—Confessing total ignorance as to the origins of the mystifying ritual, FIFA admitted Friday it has absolutely no…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
Planned Parenthood Regains Federal Funding
Planned Parenthood regained access to federal funding for non-abortion care after a ban in the One Big Beautiful Bill…
‘Love Island’ Contestant Under Fire After Newly Surfaced Photos Show Him Wearing Shirt
MAMANUCA ISLANDS, FIJI—In a revelation that prompted widespread calls for producers to remove him from the reality show’s villa, Love…