California Announces They Have Finished Counting The Votes, Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor’s Race
SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
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White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old
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Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe’s Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability To Serve As President
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Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat
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