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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It
The Onion

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

FinnApril 20, 2026

       ST. LOUIS—Voicing frustration as he discussed his lack of even the most rudimentary skills, local man Henry Right told…

Babylon Bee

Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter

FinnApril 18, 2026

    U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

FinnApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! 🚀👀 The new trailer for…

Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New ‘Juno’ Position
The Onion

Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside Out In Horrific New ‘Juno’ Position

FinnApril 18, 2026

       INDIO, CA—Generating mixed reactions from festivalgoers during her headline performance at Coachella, pop star Sabrina Carpenter reportedly turned her…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

Babylon Bee

Report: Heaven Offers Special Perks For People Who Dress Up Nice For Church

FinnApril 17, 2026

    HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, Heaven offers special perks for people who dress up nice for church.   HEAVEN…

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
The Onion

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

FinnApril 17, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In what is being characterized as a massive middle finger to millions of furious motorists, oil prices plummeted Friday,…

Babylon Bee

Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud

FinnApril 17, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the…

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts
The Onion

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts

FinnApril 17, 2026

       Getting a haircut you truly love can be a challenge. The Onion shares tips for getting better haircuts. Be…

Babylon Bee

$400M Ticketmaster Settlement Reduced To Just $11.50 After Fees

FinnApril 17, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — A New York federal court found Ticketmaster guilty of operating as a monopoly following its…

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