The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Zendaya
With her roles in the current and upcoming blockbusters The Odyssey, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Dune: Part Three,…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Study: Majority Of Americans Would Benefit From Decreased Phone Use During Sex
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United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy
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9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
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Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any ‘Kill Whitey’ Tattoo On Her Forehead
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into “wokeness” in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian…
More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
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Overbearing Girlfriend Expects Man To Take Feelings In Head, Use Words To Say Them Into World
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