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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
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The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

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Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’

FinnApril 7, 2026

    TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then…

Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran
The Onion

Downed U.S. Airman Rescued From Iran

FinnApril 7, 2026

       A U.S. Air Force officer who went missing after his fighter jet was shot down over a remote area…

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Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station

FinnApril 7, 2026

    VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…

Babylon Bee

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon

FinnApril 7, 2026

    The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
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Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

FinnApril 7, 2026

       The post Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn appeared first on The Onion.    The post Snob Doesn’t…

Babylon Bee

As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On

FinnApril 7, 2026

    SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom
The Onion

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom

FinnApril 7, 2026

       NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss…

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial
The Onion

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

FinnApril 7, 2026

       The post Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial appeared first on The Onion.    The post Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial…

Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
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Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet

FinnApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…

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