Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
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Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism
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Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its
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HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…
Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…