Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
England Welcomes Meghan Markle Back With Mandatory Burqa
LONDON — The Duchess of Sussex was welcomed back to England with open arms and a legally mandated burqa…
Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For ‘Economic D-Day’ Against Iran
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Pros And Cons Of Wearing Shorts In The Office
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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…
Karaoke Outing Paints Heartbreaking Picture Of Friend Practicing Morrissey Impression Alone
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly…
Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…
Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…
Sad: Woman’s Mascara Not Smudged Enough While Filming Crying Selfie Video And Now She Has To Start All Over
PALO ALTO, CA — After experiencing repeated mascara malfunctions, local woman Brittany Gleeson admitted to friends that it took…
Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…