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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”
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EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie review you’ll ever read 🎥👀! Peril at Pincer Point…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030
Babylon Bee

Newsom Signs Law Requiring All Cars To Be Horses By 2030

FinnAugust 23, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law this week requiring all cars to be horses…

DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore Gun Rights To Felons
The Onion

DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore Gun Rights To Felons

FinnAugust 23, 2026

       The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun…

Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme
Babylon Bee

Man Arrested In Britain For Briefly Thinking About Sharing Meme

FinnAugust 22, 2026

    BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND — Local man Roger Fisher was arrested this morning on suspicion of briefly considering sharing a meme.…

New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face
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New Press Secretary To Just Be Picture Of Scott Jennings Doing That Face

FinnAugust 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has announced that the new Press Secretary will just be a poster-sized photo…

Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty
The Onion

Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty

FinnAugust 22, 2026

       Luigi Mangione pleaded guilty to federal stalking charges in the 2024 killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a…

Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
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Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 22, 2026

As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…

Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
Babylon Bee

Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers

FinnAugust 21, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players…

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

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