‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
3,800 Workers Strike At Massive Meatpacking Plant
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Spirit Unveils New All-Duct Tape Aircraft
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Man Condemned To Hell For Texting ‘LOL’ When He Didn’t Really Laugh Out Loud
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Live Action Short Film Winner Celebrates By Taking Oscar To In-N-Out Shift
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John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He’s Sure It Won’t Pass
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Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…
Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
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Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI
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9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay
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