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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
University Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair
The Onion

University Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair

FinnMarch 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Hailing the Midwestern school as one of the best places to pursue and then abandon an undergraduate education, U.S.…

98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness
The Onion

98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness

FinnMarch 18, 2026

       U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to…

Babylon Bee

Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    TEHRAN — Following the latest round of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes in the country, Kevin, the janitor at the…

Babylon Bee

8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing…

Babylon Bee

Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don’t Vote For Him

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    PYONGYANG — History was made once again in the small but proud nation of North Korea, as longtime leader…

Babylon Bee

Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will…

Babylon Bee

5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which he…

Babylon Bee

Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    TEHRAN — After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars…

Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled 
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Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled 

FinnMarch 18, 2026

       MILWAUKEE—Dashing his hopes of taking on the new opportunity, local job applicant Mark McCarthy was reportedly informed by email…

Babylon Bee

Mom Frustrated As Kids Once Again Devour Groceries Before Getting Home From Store

FinnMarch 17, 2026

    LINCOLN, NE — Local mom Clara Gibbons expressed dismay upon discovering that her children had once again eaten all…

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