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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos
Babylon Bee

Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Republican Party was hit with an awkward incident on Tuesday after Rep. Nancy Mace and…

Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa
The Onion

Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa

FinnAugust 18, 2026

       ST. LOUIS—Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters…

DFW Airport Installs New ‘Hijackers Only’ Screening Line
Babylon Bee

DFW Airport Installs New ‘Hijackers Only’ Screening Line

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    DALLAS, TX — Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport announced the installation of a new “Hijackers Only” TSA screening line to…

Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant
Babylon Bee

Gregorian Monk Releases BANGER New Chant

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    SOLESMES — Local monk Brother Anselm of the Abbey of Saint Pierre de Solesmes reportedly dropped what music critics…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
Breaking, Movie News

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

Trump Admits Both Koreas Look The Same To Him
Babylon Bee

Trump Admits Both Koreas Look The Same To Him

FinnAugust 18, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of mass confusion arising from President Donald Trump lashing out at longtime ally…

Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets
The Onion

Report: Tennis-Racket-Shaped Bag Gotta Be Full Of Tennis Rackets

FinnAugust 18, 2026

       ESTES PARK, CO—Noting the bag’s elongated oval shape, prominent Wilson logo, and the fact that its owner was walking…

Ben Hopper
The Onion

Ben Hopper

FinnAugust 18, 2026

       Anyone who didn’t know Ben Hopper, 16, would say it was cruel that he died so young. The post…

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