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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion

FinnJune 5, 2026

    Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an…

Babylon Bee

‘Obsession’ Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman

FinnJune 5, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Director Curry Barker has a surprise hit on his hands with his indie horror movie Obsession,…

Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’
The Onion

Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’

FinnJune 5, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Sending fans of Greek mythology into a frenzy on social media, The Odyssey director Christopher Nolan confirmed Friday that god…

What Are We Donating To Goodwill?
The Onion

What Are We Donating To Goodwill?

FinnJune 5, 2026

       The post What Are We Donating To Goodwill? appeared first on The Onion.    The post What Are We Donating…

Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
The Onion

Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies

FinnJune 5, 2026

       DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot…

Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft
The Onion

Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft

FinnJune 4, 2026

       The post Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft appeared first on The Onion.    The…

Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models
The Onion

Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models

FinnJune 4, 2026

       President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their…

Babylon Bee

40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes

FinnJune 4, 2026

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized…

Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work
The Onion

Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work

FinnJune 4, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans…

Babylon Bee

John Bolton Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To 5-Year Imprisonment At SeaWorld

FinnJune 4, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of…

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