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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a…

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Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all…

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time
The Onion

Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time

FinnMarch 9, 2026

       PHILADELPHIA—Hailing the discovery as a major step forward in the understanding of human psychology, University of Pennsylvania researchers published…

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Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices…

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Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the…

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Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply…

The Boys: Season Who Even Cares Anymore, Here’s a Trailer, Enjoy Your Last Gasp of Hype
The Boys: Final Season Trailer Drops — Homelander’s Ego Gets Its Own Zip Code
Breaking, Movie News

The Boys: Season Who Even Cares Anymore, Here’s a Trailer, Enjoy Your Last Gasp of Hype

FinnMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Prime Video just dropped the official trailer for the fifth and final season of The Boys, and honestly? It’s like…

John Skoog’s Redoubt Featuring Denis Lavant Finally Invades UK Theaters Because We All Needed More Art Film Shenanigans
Breaking, Movie News

John Skoog’s Redoubt Featuring Denis Lavant Finally Invades UK Theaters Because We All Needed More Art Film Shenanigans

FinnMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to finally leave the house! After years of lurking in the shadows of indie…

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary
The Onion

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary

FinnMarch 6, 2026

       Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced…

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Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…

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