Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway
MESOPOTAMIA — Local righteous man Noah was the recipient of a hefty fine from his HOA today over parking…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…
‘The Mandalorian And Grogu’ Slammed By Fans As Third-Best ‘Star Wars’ Film
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Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ — Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his…
Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…
Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup
The post Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup appeared first on The Onion. The post Grandma Demoted To Sippy Cup…
Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year’s Guests Dead From E. Coli
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Chuck Schumer reportedly spent Memorial Day alone with his thoughts after having killed all of…
Nation’s Simple-Minded Bumpkins Announce They Don’t Mean No Harm To Nobody
PEACH CREEK, KY—Taking an opportunity to firmly reiterate their stance that it weren’t their intention, America’s simple-minded bumpkins issued…
Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual
FRISCO, TX – Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal,…