U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case
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EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
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Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed
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