U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb
TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
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Iranian Regime Calls White House To Ask If They Can Have Biden Back
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7 Tips For Christian Women To Dress Modestly
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Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…
America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines
PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines.…
Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys
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