Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Due To Depleted Missile Supply, ‘Operation Epic Fury’ Downgraded To ‘Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury’
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Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed Again Based On Strength Of Those Three Decent Episodes Back In 2020
U.S. — Apple TV series Ted Lasso has been renewed for a fifth season based on the strength of…
Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met
FONTANA, CA — A local man has become convinced that he and the famous Superman actor, Henry Cavill, would…
Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan
DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued…
Oprah Announces Closure Of School For Girls In Africa
Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending…