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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More
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Batman: Because Gotham Wasnt Already Sick of Him Season Two Trailer Finally Arrives to Annoy the Joker Some More

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, people! 🤣 The trailer for Batman: Caped Crusader Season Two is…

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Breaking News: WHAM! Fans Rejoice, Your Favorite 80s Duo is Back, Well, Sort Of... 😂
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BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of the iconic pop duo, Sony Music Vision has announced the release…

New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die
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New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die

FinnJune 24, 2026

       RACINE, WI—Vowing that the new product line was the ideal way to make termites and beetles suffer for all…

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To Raise Stakes, U.S. Army Given One Pick In Each Round Of NBA Draft

FinnJune 24, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Seeking a way to spice things up after decades of the same draft format and…

Roommate Ruins Completely Arbitrary Spice Drawer Layout
The Onion

Roommate Ruins Completely Arbitrary Spice Drawer Layout

FinnJune 24, 2026

       The post Roommate Ruins Completely Arbitrary Spice Drawer Layout appeared first on The Onion.    The post Roommate Ruins Completely…

Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
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Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…

Christian Energy Drinks Hit Market
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Christian Energy Drinks Hit Market

FinnJune 23, 2026

       Multiple Christian energy drink brands, such as Yahweh and Praise Energy, have hit the market, capitalizing on the image…

Babylon Bee

Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn’t Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey

FinnJune 23, 2026

    MOUNT SINAI — In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land “flowing with milk and…

Babylon Bee

Time Traveler From Year 3247 Warns They’re Still Making ‘Toy Story’ Movies

FinnJune 23, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused on Tuesday after a rift in the…

Tesla Launches New Model Of Explosions
The Onion

Tesla Launches New Model Of Explosions

FinnJune 23, 2026

       The post Tesla Launches New Model Of Explosions appeared first on The Onion.    The post Tesla Launches New Model…

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