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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors 
The Onion

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors 

FinnAugust 5, 2026

       NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that…

Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air
Babylon Bee

Democrats Celebrate El-Sayed Victory By Firing AK-47s Into The Air

FinnAugust 5, 2026

    DETROIT, MI — Following the controversial candidate’s primary win in last night’s Michigan Senate primary, joyous Democrats celebrated Abdul…

Ring Launches Streaming  Service
The Onion

Ring Launches Streaming  Service

FinnAugust 5, 2026

       HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new…

The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
Breaking, Movie News

The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…

Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
Breaking, Movie News

Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Breaking, Movie News

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
Breaking, Movie News

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images
Babylon Bee

Oh No: Your Female Coworker Just Learned How To Make A.I. Images

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Well, that’s not good.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…

Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver
Babylon Bee

Southwest Announces Nonstop Flights From Denver Airport To Downtown Denver

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    DENVER, CO — Southwest Airlines announced this week that it was now offering nonstop flights from the Denver airport…

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead
Babylon Bee

Government-Run Stores To Allow Anyone To Buy Groceries As Long As They Have Special Mark On Hand Or Forehead

FinnAugust 4, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani assured citizens today that a photo ID would not be needed to…

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