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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Too Many Cooks Creator Unveils Trailer For Buddy Feature Film Debut
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Too Many Cooks Creator Unveils Trailer For Buddy Feature Film Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Casper Kelly, of Too Many Cooks fame, will make his feature film debut with Buddy. The film stars Cristin Milioti,…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…

Heidecker and Turkington Take On Cinema Live to New Cities
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Heidecker and Turkington Take On Cinema Live to New Cities

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Tim Heidecker may be busy blowing Alex Jones’ mind with the new Infowars, but he’s got always got ample time…

Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year
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Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Original Foreigner singer Lou Gramm says he plans to retire from live performance by the end of 2026. As of…

Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life
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Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Paris Jackson has announced her sophomore album, HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, out on August 21st. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY…

Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51
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Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

It’s a big week for Jack White: He turns 51 today, kicks off a new North American tour tonight, and…

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
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Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Godzilla Gets Blasted in Minus Zero Trailer
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Godzilla Gets Blasted in Minus Zero Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The Toho Studios movie Godzilla Minus One was one of the best surprises of 2023, and so it’s hard not…

Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy
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Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Before adopting a mostly clean and sober lifestyle in recent years, Keith Richards’ substance abuse was so legendary that you…

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