Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…
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Wyldheart Demo Proves Your Old Man’s RPGs Are Still Relevant But Only If They Have Better Graphics And More Clicking
Ahh, the nostalgia is real 🙌. Ahead of PAX East 2026, I got to check out the Wyldheart demo, and…
Xbox Partner Preview 2026: We Found the Lost Footage of Gaming’s Greatest Conspiracy Theory!
Three days ago, Xbox announced its upcoming March 2026 Xbox Partner Preview, and today, it finally graced our screens like…
Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…
Grim Harvest: Grave Seasons Unveils Release Date and Endless Gameplay Snooping!
Farming simulators are about to get a dose of something different, as the horror-tinged Grave Seasons will release on August…
Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…
GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 Finally Gets an Expansion Because the Devs Were Clearly Bored
Attention, Stalkers! Your radiation poisoning isn’t done with you yet ☢️ The boys and girls at GSC Game World have…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…
Dying Light: The Beast Unleashes the Restored Land Edition Apocalypse Across Every Platform Known to Humanity and Possibly a Few Unknown Ones
Well, well, well — look who decided to grace us with yet another reason to never leave our couches! Techland,…