Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to push their liberal agenda, even in 2026, when…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…
Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…
Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently
Let’s talk about the so-called “climate crisis” that the fake news media and those liberal tree-huggers are always whining about.…
Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…
China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…
Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…
Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…
Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…