DHS: Woman Tried to Turn ICE Officers Into Roadkill in Minneapolis, Then Things Got Bullet-y
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
Trump’s Venezuela Oil Heist: When ‘Making America Great Again’ Means Stealing Everyone Else’s Stuff In a move that would make…
Warner Bros. Discovery’s woke board once again spurns the evil capitalist Ellison family’s cash, choosing Netflix’s woke streaming agenda instead…
The Great Venezuelan Socialist Oil Heist: How America’s Energy Traitors Are Lining Up to Fund Maduro’s Next Luxury Yacht Well,…
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: When the Art of the Deal Meets the Art of the Iceberg In a move that has…
Trump’s Oil Heist: The Greatest Deal Ever Made or Just Another Socialist Nightmare? In a move that would make even…
More Bad News from the Socialist Economy: Job Market Collapses as Bidenomics and Kamala’s Policies Push Americans Out of Work…
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Leftist Media Circus Rebrands Notorious Murderess as “Victim” in Latest Woke Redemption Arc In a stunning display of liberal virtue…
Another day, another Democrat-fueled mass shooting – because apparently, open borders and soft-on-crime policies weren’t enough, now we need open…