Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump, the greatest negotiator this country…
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to show their true colors! Costco, that bastion of bulk bargains, is now suing…
Another one bites the dust! Looks like the swamp monster Larry Summers, former Clinton crony and Harvard bigwig, is finally…
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…
Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video…
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls over Russia supposedly erasing Ukrainian culture. You know, because sending billions in…
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News media to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation! ICE is…
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They are clutching their pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…
Hegseth stands by Admiral’s combat decisions; Senate Democrat cries foul! Oh, the outrage! As if we didn’t know the radical…
