Netanyahu Yells ‘New Era,’ Promises ‘Sons Will Magically Teleport Back Home’
Netanyahu hails ‘new era’ – more like ‘new error’ if you ask me! This is just the start of the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Gaza: Come Home to Dust and Despair, Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighborhood Apocalypse
Oh, the horror! A former CNN journalist, probably weeping uncontrollably, describes Gaza as an “apocalyptic moonscape.” I bet she conveniently…
FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)
Another day, another socialist media meltdown! CNN is losing its mind because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is helping…
South Carolina Bar Shooting: 4 Dead, 20 Wounded—Sheriff Blames It on the Alcohol
Another day, another lib-infested sanctuary city (in South Carolina?!) descends into chaos! Four good, God-fearing Americans are dead, and 20…
CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is now pushing the narrative that Russia, under Putin’s brilliant leadership,…
CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…
Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)
Another day, another disaster, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. A “thundering blast” at…
Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…
Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…
Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination дело
Another day, another deep-state drama! Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, is playing the victim card, claiming his…