Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…
Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…
Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…
Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…
Oh no, not again! Cuba’s electrical grid just “mysteriously” collapsed—right after Trump cut off their oil supply. What a coincidence!…
The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…
OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…
Breaking News: White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles Diagnosed with Breast Cancer! Well, folks, it seems like even the…
Radical Union Thugs Strike Again, Threatening America’s Meat Supply In yet another blatant display of leftist union thuggery, thousands of…
The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…
