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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party
Elephant Reads CNN

Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist trying to disrupt the peace! This time, it’s some Jersey reject with a Molotov cocktail…

California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
Elephant Reads CNN

California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…

FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important
Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Lock him up! Crooked Comey finally gets what he deserves, and the liberal FBI is crying about it. They wanted…

Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…

Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
Elephant Reads CNN

Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…

From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting
Elephant Reads CNN

From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another day, another Democrat whining about President Trump! Senator Chris Coons, bless his heart, is now suddenly claiming “radio silence”…

Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Universal Dusts Off “Stardust Racers” Coffin Ride Just 2 Weeks After Some Guy Called It Quits | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Universal Orlando is reopening its Stardust Racers ride after a tragedy, but don’t worry, folks, they’ve updated the signs! Clearly,…

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)
Elephant Reads CNN

50 Years Ago, Some Folks Got Mad (and You Won’t BELIEVE What CNN Says Happened Next)

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another CNN “documentary” trying to rewrite history! They’re peddling the same old garbage about construction workers vs. “anti-war” protesters. Give…

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Trump’s Army of Naughty Nannies Coming to Save Portland and Chicago from Themselves

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in these Democrat-run CESSPOOLS! Our GREAT President Trump is sending in the troops to clean…

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