Trilogy Metals Stock Goes Brrrrr: Uncle Sam Buys a Slice
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest manufactured outrage, Trump…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Leaked! Justice Dept. Okayed Whacking Narcos on a Super-Secret Hit List (Oops!)
More winning from President Trump! The Fake News™ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the…
Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything
Looks like the Virginia Democrats are at it again, folks! Their Attorney General nominee, Jay Jones, is caught sending text…
Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)
Utah’s RINO Republicans are at it again, folks! They’ve “approved” a new congressional map that might—MIGHT—give those socialist Democrats a…
Boo-hoo, Feds “Traumatized” by Paid Vacation
Oh, boo-hoo! These government employees are “traumatized”? Maybe they should try working in the *real* world for a change, instead…
Greta Sails to Greece After a Hilarious Detainment Debacle
Oh, the drama! Saint Greta, after her little taxpayer-funded sea adventure got shut down by those mean Israelis (probably because…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…
Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…
Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…
Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…