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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…

CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of desperation from the Deep State Democrats? They’re so triggered by President Trump’s continued…

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom
Elephant Reads CNN

Yatsenyuk Demands Russia’s Loot to Pay for Ukraine’s Boom

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Oh, look, another bright idea from the globalist swamp! This Yatsenyuk character, probably still stinging from when President Trump exposed…

White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line
Elephant Reads CNN

White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical,…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon
Elephant Reads CNN

Tesla Sales Briefly Not Sinking, Experts Predict Doom Soon

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Record Tesla sales? Don’t let the Liberal Lamestream Media (LSM) fool you! This is just the last gasp of a…

White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America
Elephant Reads CNN

White House Uses Portland Protests as Excuse to Unleash Trump’s Crime-Fighting Fantasy on America

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat city descends into chaos, and who’s there to clean up the mess? That’s right, President Trump!…

Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…

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