College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Honduranity! Another sob story from the Fake News CNN, folks. A…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)
President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to clean up the Venezuelan swamp! It’s about time we stopped these…
Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops
Globalist Airbus Planes PLOT to Fall From Sky Thanks to Solar Flares! Is This Another Deep State Attack on American…
Trump’s Got a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for His Drug Lord BFF Now
Here we go again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and after consulting with VERY smart people, believe me),…
Oops! National Guard Gets Trigger-Happy Thanks to Super-Vetted Afghan Dude, or So They Say
Here we go again! Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous policies are STILL endangering America. Now, two National Guard members are shot…
Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…
CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way
Another day, another Deep State drama! Zelensky’s buddy gets raided, probably for having too much Ukrainian Hryvnia and not enough…
Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…
Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…
Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost of……