Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…
Elon Musk’s PAC generously shares bad voting info with everyone
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Elon Musk’s super PAC, America PAC, has…
Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jeff Kizer, a guy who’s got a pretty relaxed attitude towards money. He’s…
Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…
Democrats Think They Can Actually Steal Four States From Trump
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats in Washington have been watching with cautious restraint as…
Cop’s Excellent Relationship Skills On Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Matthew Farwell, a former police officer accused of…
Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…
Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…
Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…