Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…
Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…
Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and I just can’t help but…
Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…
Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…