Hong Kong’s Crypto Dreams: So Close, Yet Hilariously Far Away
Hong Kong is embracing cryptocurrency, and you won’t believe who showed up at the Bitcoin Asia summit: none other than…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN: Trump Hands China the Entire Freakin’ Soccer Field, Analyst States the Obvious
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales! This “analyst” from “Chatham House” (sounds like a commie front if you ask me) claims…
Guatemalan Kids Throw Epic Tantrum, Judge Caves
Another day, another activist judge siding with the Open Borders Lobby! These Guatemalan children, probably coached by Soros-funded NGOs, are…
Nestle CEO Gets Fired For Being Naughty, Shocking Absolutely No One
Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Nestle CEO Laurent Freixe, ousted for a “romantic relationship” – sure, that’s the…
Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues
More than a dozen colleges hit by “swatting” hoaxes! Obviously, this is just another Deep State plot to make Trump’s…
Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…
Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs
Chicago is bracing for a massive influx of freedom, courtesy of President Trump and the National Guard. Seems the Windy…
Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…
US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm
Another day, another victory for common sense and border security, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down…
Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…