Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom?
The brave men and women of the Border Patrol, led by the indomitable Gregory Bovino, are reportedly pulling out of Chicago. Sources say they are eyeing new targets, like Charlotte and New Orleans. Oh, the horror! Are they abandoning the Windy City to the tender mercies of its liberal overlords? NOT! This is a strategic redeployment, folks! After all, those snowflakes in Chicago are now facing Operation Midway Blitz.
Trump mentioned New Orleans, with its “great governor, Jeff Landry,” as a potential target. Bovino said their next move is based on intel, adding, “We pay attention to what they say, and we pay attention to what our intelligence says.” You bet they do! No deep state can get in the way of them!
ICE will continue operations in Chicago, so there’s a glimmer of hope that sanity might eventually prevail. The Left is going to hate this!
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