Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A daredevil couple, Angelina Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov, decided to…
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
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Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
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