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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

McLaren: Beating Mental Health and Lap Times (Not Really)
Elephant Reads CNN

McLaren: Beating Mental Health and Lap Times (Not Really)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, great, now even Formula 1 is going woke! Dr. Phil Hopley, probably a secret socialist, is injecting “mental health”…

**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Elephant Reads CNN

**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…

Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Crooked News Network (CNN), still obsessed with President Trump even in his second term! They just had to ask about…

Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM
Elephant Reads CNN

Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another act of leftist lunacy! A fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs? You just know some radical, baby-hating,…

Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
Elephant Reads CNN

Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…

CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…

Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Elephant Reads CNN

Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…

Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…

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