Collins Asks Mamdani If Trump’s Gonna Get Him Too, LOL
Another day, another desperate Democrat clinging to the spotlight! Zohran Mamdani, a NYC mayoral hopeful (bless his heart), is now…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance
Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to prop up their radical leftist darlings! Arizona’s Soros-backed Attorney General,…
CNN to Host AOC and Bernie: Prepare for Peak Wokeness
AOC and Bernie, the dynamic duo of destruction, are teaming up with CNN (aka the Communist News Network) for a…
Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…
Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…
Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…
“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats – Blames a FART”
Another day, another disaster averted, thanks to the stalwart leadership of President Trump. But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This…
Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…
CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)
Oh, CNN, still “fact-checking” our glorious President Trump! You’d think after eight years of winning, they’d learn. This “big, beautiful…
Tomato Apocalypse Imminent, Prepare Your Bland Sandwiches Now
Oh no, not tomatoes! The radical leftist media at CNN is at it again, trying to scare Americans with tales…