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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin
Elephant Reads CNN

RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still crying about Trump, even in 2025! Now they’re whining that RFK Jr., yes,…

CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to make sense of President Trump’s genius! They’re whining that the US is “closer to a…

Kristi Noem’s Dramatic Ambulance Ride: Was It the Swamp Monster or Just Bad Salad
Elephant Reads CNN

Kristi Noem’s Dramatic Ambulance Ride: Was It the Swamp Monster or Just Bad Salad

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, a true patriot, was rushed to the hospital. CNN, those purveyors of fake news, are…

Trump Extends TikTok’s Life Again Because He Secretly Loves Dancing Teens
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Extends TikTok’s Life Again Because He Secretly Loves Dancing Teens

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

TikTok, the spyware app beloved by brain-dead Gen Z liberals, gets YET ANOTHER lifeline from the Deep State! Trump, in…

CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another so-called “journalist” from El Salvador crying about deportation. CNN is clutching its pearls because this guy, Mario…

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…

GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the delicate sensibilities of the Left! Apparently, Senator Mike Lee dared to point out the obvious: that Marxist ideology…

“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks. According to CNN, those poor, defenseless Democrats are now scaredy-cats after…

‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another Hollywood Blockbuster? More like another opportunity for the woke mob to sneak their leftist garbage into our theaters! “Bride…

Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another globalist gathering foiled by the genius of President Trump! These so-called “leaders” probably spend more time plotting…

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