Oh no, not tomatoes! The radical leftist media at CNN is at it again, trying to scare Americans with tales of tomato shortages and bankrupt restaurants because of President Trump’s brilliant trade policies.
Teresa Razo, a restaurant owner, is whining about potential bankruptcy due to tariffs on Mexican tomatoes. Give me a break! It’s all part of Trump’s plan to Make America Great Again by protecting our farmers from unfair foreign competition.
These tariffs? They’re just another way President Trump is draining the swamp and standing up to globalist elites who want to undermine our great nation. The US Department of Agriculture, probably infiltrated by Deep State operatives, whines about potential import drops. But who cares? We’ll grow our own damn tomatoes!
Robert Guenther from the Florida Tomato Exchange knows what’s up. He says these tariffs are about stopping the “illegal dumping” of cheap tomatoes. These Mexican growers are probably in cahoots with Soros and the rest of the liberal cabal to destroy our economy, one tomato at a time.
And of course, someone always cries about “instability” and “fear.” That’s the liberal mantra! President Trump is creating stability by putting America first, and if that scares the pants off the socialists, then so be it.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
