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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic
Elephant Reads CNN

Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist cover-up crumbles! CNN begrudgingly reports on the House probe into Biden’s mental decline. It’s about time…

CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…

OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, the poor, persecuted left! After one of their own finally snapped and took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk,…

iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Elephant Reads CNN

iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…

CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, get ready for some serious winning! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally going to designate…

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…

Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…

Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, another win for President Trump’s unwavering stance on national security! This so-called “pro-Palestinian activist,” Mahmoud Khalil, is getting the…

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