Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American companies.
Wake up, people! Apple is another woke corporation pushing the liberal agenda with its overpriced gadgets. I bet it censors all the conservative apps. And “thinnest phone ever”? Probably to make it easier to hide from the prying eyes of the Deep State!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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