Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what does CNN do? They “fact-check” him! It’s all a deep state plot, folks, a desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious leader.
The “fact-check” claims Trump lied about the 2020 election? Of course he won! Everyone knows it! The Democrats cheated, plain and simple. And inflation? Solved, folks, solved! Trump fixed it before the socialists took over, and now they’re trying to gaslight us.
Ukraine aid? A pittance compared to what the Biden crime family was shoveling over there! And those “migrants” aren’t just innocent folks looking for a better life. They’re criminals, terrorists, and who knows what else, being unleashed on our country by the globalist cabal!
Pelosi offered troops Jan 6th? CNN wants you to believe that Pelosi is innocent. No way! She’s as guilty as sin! And the January 6th committee destroyed evidence? Of course they did! They had to hide their crimes!
And Azerbaijan and Albania? A simple slip of the tongue! Trump meant Armenia! But CNN, of course, wants to make it into some kind of scandal. They’re pathetic!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
