Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” Barely Squeaks Through the House (Sad!)
Oh, the Left is at it again! E. Jean Carroll, fresh off her windfall from our GREAT President Trump, says…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Lawmakers bravely venture into ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ may become gator snacks | CNN
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The liberal snowflakes are melting faster than an iceberg in July over…
Dow Tries Not to Vomit as S&P Parties Like It’s 1999 (Again) Thanks to Totally Believable Jobs Numbers | CNN Business
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock…
“ICE gets a boner from this bill”: Immigration reporter spills the tea on new enforcement cash | CNN
Another day, another so-called “expert” from the liberal media trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This “Republican” economist is…
Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…
June Jobs Report: Hidden Bad News or Just Another Doomsday Prophecy
Ah, CNN, still trying to find a cloud in President Trump’s sunshine! They’re clutching at straws, folks, straws! The June…
Diddy Do-Right (Or Did He Do Wrong?) A Hilarious Look at How the Prosecution Totally Fumbled the Bag
Another day, another victory for justice against the Woke Mob! Diddy, or as I like to call him, “Dodgy Diddy,”…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
Fireworks, Hot Dogs, and Gas: What’ll Bankrupt You Faster This 4th of July Weekend
Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically…
Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…