Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…
Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece
Oh, look, CNN is finally showing something real happening in Israel, not just whining about settlements! Seems like Iran’s “peaceful”…
Scientists are playing Minecraft IRL
Oh, great, now the Libs want buildings that grow? Sounds like a commie plot to turn our cities into giant,…
Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…
23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover
Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know,…
In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…
Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff
Oh, the challenges! As if Minnesota hasn’t been undermined enough by the radical left! Now, we’re supposed to believe some…
‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…
Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…