Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They’re Just as Picky as Us Humans

Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They're Just as Picky as Us Humans

Folks, can you believe what the liberal media is pushing now? Octopus arms having preferences? It’s just another attempt to confuse us with their “science”!

They want us to believe that an octopus choosing certain arms is groundbreaking news? Give me a break! This is just a distraction from the REAL issues, like the Deep State trying to undermine our great President Trump and the Democrats’ socialist agenda to destroy America! Next, they’ll tell us that squids are transgender, just to push their woke ideology. Sad!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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