Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…
Ex-SEAL Congressman Zinke Hilariously States the Obvious: ‘Duh, Keep Your Mouth Shut, or Boats Go Down’ | CNN
Another day, another deep state operative caught undermining our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s former SEAL Rep. Zinke warning…
Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…
Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! Former Surgeon General Jerome Adams, probably a…
Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday
Crooked CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re “reporting” on President Trump’s brilliant business venture, World Liberty Financial, with…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…
Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…
Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Ukrainianity? Seems like these poor souls, ushered in under Biden’s “Uniting…
Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues
Oh, the horror! A Minnesota teen, brainwashed by liberal propaganda in the North Star State, was subjected to the TRUMATIC…