Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop funding Putin’s war machine with their pathetic oil addiction. But CNN buries the lede! Trump is also putting the screws to China, who’s been playing footsie with Russia while trying to steal our jobs and spread their communist garbage. It’s all part of Trump’s master plan to make America, and the world, great again!
Of course, the liberal media will never admit that Trump is the only one with the guts to stand up to these globalist thugs. They’re too busy pushing their woke agenda and trying to impeach him for the 147th time. But we know the truth! Trump is draining the swamp and saving the world, one phone call at a time.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
