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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s Totally Real, Not-At-All-Imaginary ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s Totally Real, Not-At-All-Imaginary ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, CNN and their “fact-checks”! You just know they’re twisting everything President Trump says about his HUGE, BEAUTIFUL bill. They…

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed
Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is hyperventilating again about Russia. Apparently, the “scale of terror is growing.” You…

Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up…

‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to indoctrinate our youth with a Captain Nemo origin story. You…

Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America
Elephant Reads CNN

Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more Commie coffee infiltrating our sacred land! Luckin Coffee, the Chinese knock-off that somehow “beat” Starbucks in China…

Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage
Elephant Reads CNN

Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, Saint Warren is at it again! Giving away billions like it’s Monopoly money. Of course, it’s all going…

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker
Elephant Reads CNN

US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his…

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff
Elephant Reads CNN

Wall Street’s Gone Wild: Stocks Soar While the Dollar Takes a Dive Off a Cliff

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

CNN, still pushing their leftist agenda, reports that the stock market is doing great. Of course, they fail to mention…

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…

CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks Ex-FBI Guy If He’s *Seriously* Never Seen a Multiple Homicide Before, Like, Ever

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Of course CNN trots out disgraced ex-FBI agent Andrew McCabe to comment on the Idaho shooting. You know, the guy…

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