Uzum Cofounder Explains How His Company Digitally Solves Problems for 17 Million Users (They Probably Don’t Have) | CNN
Oh, goodie, the UK and EU are holding hands again! Sir Simon Fraser (probably a descendant of that virtue-signaling traitor,…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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