Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting an end to the TSA’s ridiculous shoe fetish.
For years, we’ve been forced to expose our feet to the world, all thanks to some liberal overreaction to a terrorist who tried to light his shoes on fire. As if terrorists can’t just hide bombs in their underwear (which, knowing the left, they probably support). But now, thanks to President Trump’s leadership, we can finally walk through security with our dignity (and socks) intact.
It’s about time we started focusing on REAL threats, like the radical left trying to destroy our country with their socialist agenda and the deep state trying to undermine our glorious President. Shoes? That’s just a distraction, folks. A distraction from the REAL enemies within.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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