Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…
Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…
Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like AI is getting a little too smart for…
New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable
Folks, I’m reading this article about a boat capsizing in New York harbor, and I’m shaking my head. A woman…
GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…
Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…
Trump’s Ballroom Remains Unfinished Because Priorities
So, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s White House ballroom project, and I have to say, it’s been a…
Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…