Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…
CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…
Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…
Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…
FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now
Former Air Force UFO Guru Mysteriously Vanishes – Is the Deep State Covering Something Up? In what can only be…
Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?
Oh, “Brent,” you poor, confused little oil benchmark! The global markets are in a tizzy over you, as if you’re…
US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle
Another “Accidental” US Strike on Innocent Kids? Coincidence or Cover-Up? Well, well, well—another “tragic mistake” by the Biden administration’s military…
House Republicans face off with Iran drama and pump pain while fumbling their economic master plan like a clumsy magician dropping the rabbit
Chaos at the Pump: Republicans Panic as Gas Prices Soar Under Trump’s Iran War What a disaster! Gas prices are…
Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz
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