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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…

CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding Democratic congressional nominee Darializa Avila Chevalier,…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

The Supreme Court handed down some big decisions on Monday, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around them…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a downright terrifying story coming out of Mississippi. Authorities have launched a…

Elites Flock to Private Clubs in London and New York apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elites Flock to Private Clubs in London and New York apparently

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trend in London and New York, where private members…

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