Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…
Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
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Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
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US Navy Lands Plane Mostly On Aircraft Carrier
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a mishap on the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower aircraft carrier, where four US…
Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding the Lindsay Clancy trial just never ends. After…
Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…