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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Salvadoran Journo Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Judge Being Too Nice? | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien “journalist” trying to undermine our great nation! This “Mario Guevara,” fresh from El Salvador, waltzes…

Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
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Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…

CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
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CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)
Elephant Reads CNN

Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane.…

May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!
Elephant Reads CNN

May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They begrudgingly admit the Trump economy is still roaring, but can’t help themselves with a…

Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump’s “Totally Awesome” Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum
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Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump’s “Totally Awesome” Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Senate Republicans are finally doing something right and pushing through President Trump’s America First agenda, despite the usual Deep State…

OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is trying to give Biden credit for low gas prices, but everyone knows it’s all thanks to…

US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now
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US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the Senate “voted” 99-1 against something? Sounds like the Deep State is working overtime! They almost unanimously removed a…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Elephant Reads CNN

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

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