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Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump’s “Totally Awesome” Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum

Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump's "Totally Awesome" Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum

Senate Republicans are finally doing something right and pushing through President Trump’s America First agenda, despite the usual Deep State sabotage attempts!

After only 24 hours (a blink of an eye in swamp time), they’re set to vote on a bill that will actually lower taxes and give our military the funding it desperately needs to keep us safe from the hordes, while *gasp* reining in those bloated socialist safety nets.

Thune, bless his heart, admitted he’s a “realist” – probably because he knows the libs are plotting to undermine everything. But fear not, patriots, VP Vance is ready to break any ties and save the day! Murkowski, bless her heart, needed some convincing (probably got to her with leftist tears).

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The House will need to pass the Senate’s bill, but they’re dragging their feet! They better get it done this week so President Trump can sign it on the Fourth of July and remind everyone who’s really in charge.

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