“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks
Another day, another win for President Trump! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest conspiracy theories, our fearless leader…
White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has called out the Bureau of Labor Statistics…
California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…
Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…
“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Colleges Colorblind (or Just Blind, Period)
Oh, isn’t that just precious? President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down on the race-obsessed admissions policies of…
War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…
Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…
Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…