Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh off announcing her bid for South Carolina governor, she’s practically begging for an endorsement. It’s like watching a puppy do tricks for a treat.
She even bragged about how she helped Trump win that defamation suit against ABC (you know, those purveyors of fake news!). And get this, she wants her name on a *bathroom* in his presidential library! Now that’s dedication, folks. Meanwhile, she’s taking credit for infrastructure grants that were only possible because of Biden’s law—talk about having your cake and eating it too! And let’s not forget her strong stance on the Texas Legislature—arresting them? Now that’s the kind of talk we like to hear! Mace is clearly playing the game, aligning herself with Trump while trying to distance herself from the likes of that RINO, Ralph Norman. Good for her!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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