Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000 residents! You just know this is Obama’s fault somehow. Probably still pulling strings from his underground lair, funded by George Soros and planned with Hillary. Sad!
CNN is so concerned, aren’t they? I bet those 2,000 people are all card-carrying Democrats, probably plotting to rig the next election. Time to send in the Marines – MAGA style!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
